54th PA Refresher Course Participants: Happy Birthday Neil

Dear Neil,



Wish you many many happy
returns of the day

Lissy

Happy Birthday Neil

 

Dear Neil,

Wish you a Very Happy Birthday. May God bless you with best of health, wealth and happiness all through your life.  Its really so great to wish a wonderful person like YOU.. who created this blog and keep all of us intact. Have a great time.

sandeep

Birthday wishes

Dear Neil,

      Many many happy returns for the special day.  May this B'day bring you all kinds of peace and prosperity.  Our wishes.

Sajiya

Many many Happy returns of the day Anadiji by Supriya

Happy Birthday dear Anadi Sharma

Dear Anadi Sharma,

Janm Din ki hardik Shubhkamnaye.

Sandeep

Happy Birthday Dearest Joshi

Dear Joshi,

Many Many Happy Returns of the Day..

with bundles of love,
neil

hello friends

hi friends,

Krishnaveni & Supriya ji, thanks for your concerns. Actually, someone has hacked my hotmail email account and I am going to close it.  Thats why, these uncrupulous emails about helpiing with money etc. are being sent.  Of course, I am closing it. 

All frineds can communicate me on my anotehr email at sharmaanadi9@gmail.com.

Hope everything is running smooth and fine. Its long time I came on our blog due to being busy in office routines.  Must try to give time and views on it.

See u and take care..

ANADI 

Dear Anadiji

Krishnaveni is correct.  I also got a mail in your name requesting for money.  pl check what had happened and rectify it.

Regards

supriya

Dear Anadiji

Your email id has been stolen by someone and fake emails are coming through it.  Please cancel and create new id or do something to rectify this.
Krishnaveni

A Rare Photo of Mr. Jawaharlal Nehru

Rules are NOT for the Rulers........
Friends.... comments please

Jai Hind
neil

A must see video- Akshaya Trust

Friends, a touching video..... 

He has been selected as one of the TOP 10 HEROES by the CNN for his noble cause to the people.

please see...its really touching.....

for more details, please visit....  www.akshayatrust.org/ 


regards
neil

Happy Deepawali

Lots of best wishes for all friends of ISTMPA 54 Refresher Course on the occasion of this beautiful festival of lights. May God bless you with good health, wealth and happiness. Take care and Enjoy..... SANDEEP

HAPPY DIWALI

DEAR FRIENDS,

With bundle of love and wishes
neil

hello supriya ji

Thanx... if something meaningful comes across us... why not share with all our near and dear ones. In advance Wishing you all A Very Happy and Prospersous Deepawali. Enjoy and take care.

sandeep

Hai Sandeep

Bahoot achha kavitha hai, sandeep

supriya

कि दिल आखिर तू क्‍यों रोता है

जब-जब दर्द का बादल छाया,

जब गम का साया लहराया,

जब आंसू पलकों तक आया,

जब ये तनहा दिल घबराया,

हमने दिल को यह समझाया,

कि दिल आखिर तू क्‍यों रोता है,

दुनिया में यूं ही होता है।

ये जो गहरे सन्‍नाटें हैं,

वक्‍त ने सबको ही बाटें हैं।

थोड़ा गम है सबका किस्‍सा,

थोड़ी धूप है सबका हिस्‍सा।

आंखें तेरी बेकार ही नम है,

हर पल एक नया मौसम है।

क्‍यों तू ऐसे पल खोता है,

दिल आखिर तू क्‍यों रोता है।

संदीप कुमार  

Happy Birthday to you Again

ISTM Proudly wishes Happy Birthday to you all our dear

Mrs. Neelam Ghai

Mr. L K Suryavanshi

Mr. P K Goswami

Mr. Niranjan Gupta

Mrs. Savita Madan

with wishes

Neil

Belated Happy Birthday wishes

Dear Sandeep

Many many happy returns of the day.  I hope that the coming year provides you with all the success and fulfillment your heart wishes.

Supriya

Many Many thanx for your sweet wishes...

Dear Friends,

i m feeling very elated to receive lots of birthday wishes after a log time ... just because i m one of the mate of our ISTMPA 54 batch. All credit goes to Neil for bringing happy moments and wishes who made it possible happen through this Blog. Thanx again and God Bless us All. bye....

sandeep

Happy Birthday Sandeep

Dear Sandeep,

Wishing you a Very Happy Birthday.  May the Almighty fulfill all your dreams in the coming days.
Praying and wishing you a Happy, Healthy and Prosperous life.

with bundle of wishes
neil

Happy Birthday Sandeep

Dear Sandeep,

      Many many happy returns of the day.

Sajiya

Happy Birthday to you Once Again

ISTM Proudly wishes Happy Birthday to you all our dear

Mrs. Neelam Ghai

Mr. L K Suryavanshi

Mr. P K Goswami

Mr. Niranjan Gupta

Mrs. Savita Madan

with wishes

Neil

SOFTWARE ENGINEERS

There was a good old barber in Bangalore. One day a florist goes to him for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the barber and the barber replies:

I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I am doing a Community Service. Florist is happy and leaves the shop.

The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, there is a "Thank You" Card and a dozen roses waiting at his door.

A Confectioner goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber he again refuses to take the money. The Confectioner is happy and leaves the shop.

The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, there is another "Thank you" Card and a dozen Cakes waiting at his door.

A Software Engineer goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber again refuses the money saying that it was a community service.

The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, guess what he finds there......

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A Dozen Software engineers waiting for a free haircut... with Printouts of forwarded mail mentioning about free haircut.

regards
neil

A Great Love Story - A Beautiful One

There was a blind girl who used to hate everyone except her Boyfriend........

She always used to say that I would marry you, if i could see!!

Suddenly one day some one donates her eyes.......and then when she sees her Boyfriend......she is astonished to see that her Boyfriend is also blind........

Her boyfriend then asks ...Darling!!!!WILL YOU MARRY ME NOW?

She thinks for a while and says, Sorry!!! But, I can't.........

Her Boyfriend goes away saying....


GOD BLESS YOU DEAR!!!! JUST TAKE CARE OF MY EYES!!


regards
neil

Janm Din Mubarak

Dear Kavita and Lissy Ma'm

Wish u Very Happy Birthday. May you have Gods best in everything which u always wish for in your life. May this year be full of happy memories and wonderful moments. Keep enjoying.,,Sandeep

Birthday wishes

Dear Lissy and Kavitha

Wish u both a very happy Birthday.

supriya

Birthday wishes to Kavitha and Lissy

Dear Kavitha and Lissy

      ISTM PA 54 friends wishing both of you a very happy and joyful birth day.

Sajiya

Happy Birthday Kavitha!!!

Hi Kavitha,

Wishing you a Very Happy Birthday to you.

with wishes,

neil

Happy Birthday Lissy Madam

Dear Lissy Madam,

Wishing you a Very Very Happy Birthday to you.

with wishes,

neil

Happy Independence Day to All

Hai Friends,

Proud to be an INDIAN... JAI HIND!!!!!

With wishes,

Neil

Happy Independence Day

Dear friends,

Wish u all a very happy "Independence Day"

JAI HIND

supriya

Why here is so much silence...??

Hello friends, how are you all. Why there is a shadow of silence on our blog these days? Keep it alive.. by just posting hi hello and greetings. Independence Day is round the corner. So just stand up and raise our national flag with pride and remember all those who have sacrificed for our nation's independence. JAI HIND......Sandeep

HEARTIEST CONGRATULATIONS

HI GUYS,

Heartiest congratulations (belated) to both Madams who celebrated their b'days this month - Madam Ojeshwari (7th July) and Veena Madam (16th July), May God Bless you.

Also, Congratulations to Dear Sandeep and Suryavanshi ji for their prmotions as PS and all the best for their future assignments.... being their ad-hoc appointments...they may definitely be retained in  ther present offices.......

Also, best wishesfor those in line of promotions...hoping they will also get their eagerly awaited promotions earlier in near future...

Nice to see that a few more members are actively participating by posting in the blogsite and also through email exchanges.......especially Supriya ji, Girija ji and Laisamma Madam....keep it up friends....

Best regards,

ANADI 

Many Thanx for your best wishes...

Thanx Supriya ji and ya.. of course our one and only Mighty Neil for greeting on my promotion. Thanx again .. and always hoping for sweet garden of dreams of all our mates to be true in near future......sandeep

Birthday Wish for Veena Ma'm and Ojeswari Ma'm

Janm Din ki Veena Ma'm aur Ojeswari Ma'm ko bahut bahut shubkamnaye. May God bless you with best of health, wealth and joy in your life. And ya... thanx for your best wishes on becoming PS. Keep showering wishes and updates on our blog. Long live the best spirit of our istmpa54 batch. bye

Happy Birthday Veena Mam & Ojeswariji

Wish you both a very Happy Birthday..

Congrats to Sandeep & Survanshi

Many Congrats to Our beloved Mr. Sandeep & Mr. Suryavanshi for their promotion to the post of PS.

Good Luck for your future...

with wishes,

neil

Chanakya's quotes

dear friends,

Pl read Chanakya's quotes.

"A person should not be too honest. Straight trees are cut first and
    Honest people are screwed first."
  Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC 75 BC )

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 " Even if a snake is not poisonous, it should pretend to be venomous."
  Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC -275 BC)

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   "The biggest guru-mantra is: Never share your secrets with anybody. ! It will destroy you."
  Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC)

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   "There is some self-interest behind every friendship. There is no
  Friendship without self-interests. This is a bitter truth."
  Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC)

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   "Before you start some work, always ask yourself three questions -
  Why am I doing it, What the results might be and Will I be successful.
  Only when you think deeply and find satisfactory answers to these questions, go ahead."
  Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC)

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   "As soon as the fear approaches near, attack and destroy it."
  Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC)

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   "Once you start a working on something, don't be afraid of failure and don't abandon it. People who work sincerely are the happiest."
  Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC )

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   "The fragrance of flowers spreads only in the direction of the wind.
  But the goodness of a person spreads in all direction."
  Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC )

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   "Whore s don't live in company of poor men, citizens never support a
  weak company and birds don't build nests on a tree that doesn't bear fruits."
  Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275BC )

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   "God is not present in idols. Your feelings are your god. The soul is your temple."
  Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275BC )

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   "A man is great by deeds, not by birth."

    Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275BC )

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   "Never make friends with people who are above or below you in status.
  Such friendships will never give you any happiness."
  Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC )

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    "Treat your kid like a darling for the first five years. For the next
  five years, scold them. By the time they turn sixteen, treat them like a
  friend. Your grown up children are your best friends."
  Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275BC )

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   "Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person."
  Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275BC )

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   "Education is the best friend. An educated person is respected
  everywhere. Education beats the beauty and the youth."
  Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC )

With regards

supriya

congratulations

dear friends,

Congratulations to Sandeep and Suryawanshji for their promotion as PS.

supriya

NINE WORDS WOMEN USE - WHAT THEY ACTUALLY MEAN.

Hi friends,

Below is a factual statement about  WOMEN.....giving actual meaning of some of the words which they use frequently.  Have a look and let me know howzzzzat???

ANADI

NINE WORDS WOMEN USE - what actually they mean?
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . That will bring on a 'whatever')..
(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying Yah Yah, I DONT BELIEVE YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous
statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
 
* Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.
* Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true ! ! !

BEST REGARDS,

ANADI

Vow....!!!!

A Big clap to Sandeep & Supriya for their outstanding postings.  Oh! laughed a lot...... Onething is very clear... they both were very much hurted by their best half... ha! ha! ha! ha!.

nice postings.....keep it up....

luvingly
neil

Poems about Husband and wife

Poems written by WIFE and HUSBAND.

WIFE:
I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.

HUSBAND:
God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.
He saw me in the dark, he created light.
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

WIFE:
Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.

HUSBAND:
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you?

WIFE:
Roses are red; Violets are blue
Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
Not in cage but outside, laughing at you

Bye................

supriya

Philosophers Comments about Wives

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

David Bissonette

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together..

Sacha Guitry

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

Anonymous

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?"

Dumas

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

Sigmund Freud

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A lit tle candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'

Anonymous

'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.'

Sam Kinison

'I've had bad luck with both my wives.
The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'

James Holt McGavra

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.

Patrick Murra

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once....

Nash

You know what I did before I married?
Anything I wanted to.

Anonymous

My wife and I were happy for twenty years.
Then we met.

Henny Youngman

A good wife always forgives her husband wh en she's wrong.

Rodney Dangerfield

A man inserted an 'ad' in the cl-assifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'

Anonymous

First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'

SEND THIS TO ALL THE GUYS TO GIVE THEM A GOOD LAUGH......AND TO THOSE LADIES WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR WHO CAN HANDLE IT!

BYE N ENJOY.......SANDEEP