Not a Man's World....

India now ruled by..
Amma (Jaya lalith) in South;
Didi (Mamta Banarjee) in East;
Bhenji (Mayawati)in North;
Aunty(Sheila Dixit) in the Capital;
Madam(Sonia Gandhi) in Center;
Nani(Pratibha Patil) on top (the president)
& "Wife At Home"

And yet people say.. It’s a Man's World?

Bye..... Sandeep

Belated Happy Birthday Supriya

Hai Supriya,

May your Birthday brings you all sorts of happiness and joy on this day and throughout the year.

regards
neil

Hai Friends,

Thanks for the greetings of Sandeep,Narender and Sajiya. Thank u very much.

Leave applications of Sandeep was very nice. Laughed a lot on reading that.

Best wishes to all.

supriya

Friends, Just go through these Funny Leave Applications...

See , how people write leave Applications.

It's murder of English language. But Too Funny.

Just Read It.
The Leave Applications; )
Infosys , Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows:

"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife , please sanction me one-week leave."

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This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:


"as I want to shave my son's head , please leave me for two days.."
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Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:

"as I am marrying my daughter , please grant a week's leave.."
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From H.A.L. Administration Dept:

"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it , please grant me 10 days leave."
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Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:

"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return , please grant me half day casual leave"
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An incident of a leave letter:

"I am suffering from fever , please declare one-day holiday."
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A leave letter to the headmaster:

"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"
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Another leave letter written to the headmaster:

"As my headache is paining , please grant me leave for the day."
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Covering note:

"I am enclosed herewith..."
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Another one:

"Dear Sir: with reference to the above , please refer to my below..."
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Actual letter written for application of leave:

"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".
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Letter writing:-

"I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."
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A candidate's job application:

"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience , I am applying for the post


REGARDS, .... SANDEEP

A little belated birthday wish to Supriya Ji

Hello Supriya ji,
Accept ours a little belated birthday wish for you. Hope u have enjoyed a lot yesterday. Regards and warm wishes. From : Sandeep and Narender Saini (UPSC)

Birthday wishes to Supriya

Dear Supriya,

   Our ISTM PA friends wishing you a very happy and prosperous birthday and good luck throughout the year

Sajiya

Message from Sajiya

Hai Neil,
As you said this is a good story for all of us to follow in our career. There are so may Donkeys (A) in our official life. All our ISTM PA friends shouldn't act oversmart in front of our boss and always share the load equally.
Sajiya

Happy Birthday Sajiya

Belated Happy Birthday Wishes from the ISTM PA group members
May your Birthday brings happiness, prosperity and the heavens choicest blessings throughout your life.

with wishes
neil

Superb Andy

Andy,

Its a fantastic posting... keep it up. 

with regards,
neil

POSITIVE ATTITUDE - THAT SHOULD BE THE SPIRIT.....ALWAYS

MOST IMPORTANT LESSON

SO FRIENDS....THAT SHOULD BE....OR I WOULD SAY....MUST BE THE APPROACH TOWARDS LIFE....BECAUZE....WHEN YOU CAN'T AVOID YOUR DESTINY....WHY NOT ENJOY IT...AND LIVE LIFE......KING.SIZE....BECAUSE THE MOST IMPORTANT PERSON IN YOUR LIFE IS.....I WOULD SAY...SHOULD BE """YOURSELF""" THAN ANYONE ELSE.....SO GIVE IMPORTANCE TO YOURSELF AND THEN OTHERS....
NOW ITS GOING TOO MUCH.....REST GYANOPDESH LATER...
SEE YOU AND TAKE CARE....
ANDY

A Must Read Story

A good story for all of us to follow
 in our careers and social life...........very true 

Once upon a time a Washer man was bringing up two donkeys.
Let us say Donkey-A and Donkey-B.

Donkey-A felt it was very energetic and could do better than the other. It always tried to pull the washer man’s attraction over it by taking more load and walking fast in front of him.
Innocent Donkey-B is normal, so it will walk normal, irrespective of the washer man’s presence. After a period of time, Washer man started pressurizing Donkey-B to be like Donkey-A. But Donkey-B unable to walk fast, got continuous punishment from washer man. It was crying and told personally to Donkey-A "Dear friend, only we two are here, why to compete with each other....we can carry equal load at normal speed ".
That made Donkey-A all the more energetic and next day it told to washer man that it can carry more load and even it can run fast also.

Obviously happier washer man looked at Donkey-B.., his BP raised and he started kicking Donkey-B. Next day with smile, Donkey-A carried more load and started running fast. But it was breathtaking for Donkey-B and it couldn't act that way....But the washer man was frustrated, so he harassed Donkey-B terribly, and finally it fell
down hopelessly.
Then Donkey-A felt itself as a supreme and happily started carrying more load with great speed. But now the Load of the Donkey-B is also being carried by Donkey-A., and still it has to run fast. For some period it did, finally due to fatigue it got tired and started feeling the pain. But washer man expected more from Donkey-A. It also tried best, but couldn't cope up with his owners demand. The Washer man got angry with Donkey-A also and started harassing to take more load... Donkey-A was crying for long time and then tried its best... But it couldn't meet the owner's satisfaction. Finally the day came when due to frustration the washer man killed Donkey-A and went for searching some other Donkeys.
Its an endless story...........
But the moral of the Story in Corporate and social life is......,
"Think all colleagues are same and that everyone is capable.... Always  Share the Load equally..... Don't ever act smart in front of your Boss and never try for getting over-credit...
Don't feel happy when ur colleague is under pressure.. "
It doesn't matter if u r A or B, for the boss you will always be a DONKEY!!!  

Be happy and make others happy
neil

Congrats Neelam Ghai Madam!!!

Dear Friends,

A Good News for all of you. 

Yes! its time to congratulate Neelam Ghai Madam for her promotion to the post of Private Secretary (PS). 

Please pass an sms to her mobile number 09871534594 or
to her email id nbabyg_ghai@yahoo.co.in

regards
neil

Message from Praveen Goswami

Dear Friends,

Hope you are fine and in good health.  The memories of our training programme are really sweet.  All the credit goes to our dear Neil who made his best efforts to ensure that we all can re-collect the sweet memories.

Please be in regular touch with each other.

Praveen Goswami

Photo Video

Dear Friends, Please click below to view the Photoshow

lovingly,

neil 

Message from Anadi Sharma

I must say a wonderful exhibition of talent Neil have organizing things (electronically) and has done a commendable job by producing, directing, narrating the movie clip of wagha-border episode(especially song selection is mindblowing). And in the last, the pal-pal song addition is reminding the times we enjoyed in the study tours ....i.e. singing songs in the bus on way to chandigarh.... JOB WELLDONE ....I will also try to add some content to the blog which may be of interest to all of us....see u....ANDY

Impression of visuals uploaded

Hai Neil,

     The visuals added a feather on the cap.  The composition was good but lacked in clarity somewhere.  The mix was partronaging with respect to the visuals.  We enjoyed the talent.  Keep on adding life to the blog with such type of creativities.  Thanks for the updation.

Sajiya

VIDEO UPLOADED!!!!!

Hai friends,
Atlast I have uploaded the Video. You can view here directly by clicking.  Please post your comments.
neil

Care for your eyes

Hello friends,

Hope all are doing fine and busy with your duties in office. 

When working for long time on your computer pl remember the following things.

Take care of your eyes

 

This is good one for those who stay longer hours at desks looking at the pc screen…  I just wanted to share it!

 

20-20-20

These exercises are suggested by an eye doctor.

It is apt for all of us, who spend long hours at our desks, looking at the computer screen.
I Thought I'd share it with you. 20-20-20

Step I:-
After every 20 minutes of looking into the computer screen, turn your head and try to look at any object placed at least 20 feet away. This changes the focal length of your eyes, a must-do for the tired eyes.

Step II:-
Try and blink your eyes for 20 times in succession, to moisten them.

Step III:-
Time permitting of course, one should walk 20 paces after every 20 minutes of sitting in one particular posture. Helps blood circulation for the
entire body.

Your eyes are the mirror of your soul, so do take care of them,
they are priceless... ......... ...

supriya

Hi

Lines written outside open heart surgery unit
"Dil khol lete apna agar jo yaaron ke sath,
to aaz kholna na parta auzaaron ke sath"
so enjoy life with friends.....
Howz everyone. hope must be doing fine and enjoying.

bye and take care...... sandeep